Friday, June 14, 2013

Abraham Lincoln's Twitter Account

I've been thinking (oh noooo!) about how differently we will be screening for presidents of the future.

With social media and the Internet, what if the Abe Lincoln of tomorrow posted a controversial tweet? What if it comes up during the general election that the candidate was eating ice cream instead  of studying for their bio exam because they finally realized that they only live once?

If the requirement will be that no one used social media, never disagreed with anyone, or lived in a log cabin with no wi-fi, how will we ever get a president?

This is kinda weird, and you should remember that it is practically midnight, but an interesting topic none the less.

Exams are over for us (finally) and it's summer vacation! I hope you enjoy it!

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Cats are Secretly Controlling the World

No, really, they are.

Other news! I'm finally getting off my lazy bum and posting. Yay for not procrastinating!

Join me in not procrastinating, my friends! Grab your to-do list and complete one of the tasks on it! Unless its grocery shopping. That can wait.

So can the DMV.

Anyway, I'm certain you're probably expecting some point to show up sooner or later, but it's already been made. Cats are secretly controlling the world. Just think about it. They are clearly smart enough. They know when they're misbehaving, and they do it anyway. They multiply constantly. Not to mention their attitudes! If anything is keeping them from ruling the world, its that every cat is an arrogant hoity-toity kitty that demands their tuna with cream on the side, cooled slightly and with a sprig of catnip on the top.

Watch out, folks. The cats might get you.