An Ode to Pig Farmers

I have something very important to post about today. It's so important, I illustrated it myself.


Today, I would like to bring to your attention a group of people who are often not thought about, yet are critical to the general well-being of the universe: pig farmers.

Why yes, I am an artist.

Pigs are incredibly dirty, stinky, nasty creatures. They look adorable when they're clean, sure, but pigs are never clean.

Of course, pigs also make fabulously delicious food, in forms such as ham, bacon, and the like.

Which means that, in order to get the yummy food, those pig farmers have to put up with those smelly, dirty pigs. I've learned this after having to babysit pigs myself.

Thank you for what you do, pig farmers. Thank you for putting up with pigs so the rest of us don't have to. You're awesome.

Cats are Secretly Controlling the World

No, really, they are.

Other news! I'm finally getting off my lazy bum and posting. Yay for not procrastinating!

Join me in not procrastinating, my friends! Grab your to-do list and complete one of the tasks on it! Unless its grocery shopping. That can wait.

So can the DMV.

Anyway, I'm certain you're probably expecting some point to show up sooner or later, but it's already been made. Cats are secretly controlling the world. Just think about it. They are clearly smart enough. They know when they're misbehaving, and they do it anyway. They multiply constantly. Not to mention their attitudes! If anything is keeping them from ruling the world, its that every cat is an arrogant hoity-toity kitty that demands their tuna with cream on the side, cooled slightly and with a sprig of catnip on the top.

Watch out, folks. The cats might get you.