Questions troubling us Today

I am here to answer your top questions that start with the phrase "what is" followed by every letter of the alphabet. Let's start this up!

-What is a short sale
The act of illegally trying to sell a leprechaun or midget.

-What is bmw select
A Russian online service that stands for Buy My Wife.

-What is credit
The ability to buy goods or services because they trust you enough to pay it back.

-What is diabetes
It is when your body is full of elves that constantly need sugar to stay alive.

-What is epilepsy
A neurological disorder usually marked by unconsciousness and seizures.

-What is fracking
A type of dirty dancing not allowed at school sponsored events.

-What is good credit score
When your credit (see above) is good.

-What is Huntington's disease
When you hunt to much, the animals rise up against the power and curse you with Huntington's Disease.

-What is incomplete dominance
When no one actually wears the pants in a relationship.

-What is java
Do you mean the reader or the coffee?

-What is kawasaki disease
Why do you care about all of these diseases?


We are changing the game!
It will now be "Why are"

-Why are leaves green
They are full of chlorophyll and chlorophorme

-Why are my ears hot
There are so my ways that answer could go.

-Why are nuts a heart a heart healthy food
This is just a crazy guess, but I'm going to guess because it's healthy and doesn't clog your cardiovascular system.

-Why are oxygen atoms neutral
Because they have the same number of protons as electrons.

-Why are prions unique
Can anyone actually answer what a "prion" is without googling it?

-Why are quakers called quakers
Because you should be "Quaking before the Lord!".

-Why are red pandas endangered
RED PANDAS ARE REAL!?!

-Why are sloths so slow
You try moving fast with arms like ham bones.

-Why are there no large arthropods
When the elephant sized mice created the universe, they were being persecuted by arthropods that were very large at that time so to punish them, the witch doctor mice decided to forever shrink them.

-Why are unions bad
When did anyone say ever say that unions were bad?

-Why are veins blue
They're not.

-Why are we alive
Why are you asking google for the meaning of life?

-Why are x rays dangerous
The government got the technology from the aliens and you should never trust that the aliens are looking out for our well being.

-Why are you a Christian
I don't think that google has religious beliefs.

-Why are zombies so poular
Because they are secretly brain washing you to be ready for the apocalypse.