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Monday, February 25, 2013
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
The State of the Union
I just finished watching the State of the Union address given by the United States President, Barack Obama and then the Republican Response given by Florida State Senator, Marco Rubio.
*I would like to add as a quick note that this is going to be very full of American politics, so if you are from a different country or are trying to find out more about American politics by way of the internet (. . . why? . . .), good luck! The voices from the back of the room are screaming "Click away while you still can!", but you're a brave soul. Read the rest at your own risk. You have now been warned . . .
To first understand the address, you must know what it is. The State of the Union (SOTU) address is a speech that the president gives concerning how the nation is doing now and what he hopes to do to improve it. It is given shortly after the president is inaugurated (sworn into office), which is January 20. Now to get onto the specifics, my favorite statistic from the night was that John Boehner (pronounced bay-ner), the Speaker of the House (the person in charge of the largest of our two legislative bodies, the House of Representatives), stood up three times in the entire one hour speech while others were standing every three minutes. After Obama got reelected, Boehner swore that he would not talk, make deals with, or compromise with the president. The three times Boehner stood up were when president Obama entered the room, left the room, and talked about Al Queda. I may not always agree with Obama's politics but that man can give a speech. The major topics he focused on were the economy, education, and gun control. Marco Rubio gave the Republican Response that followed the SOTU because Rubio, a republican, was countering the things that Obama, a democrat, had said in Obama's speech while still enforcing the republican ideals (i.e. that republicans are not always in favor of the upper class). At the end of the day, it was a very fun night of politics (for me).
If you want to see the speeches cuz you've got time, I strongly recommend it. Please watch the speeches (below) and give your imput.
*I would like to add as a quick note that this is going to be very full of American politics, so if you are from a different country or are trying to find out more about American politics by way of the internet (. . . why? . . .), good luck! The voices from the back of the room are screaming "Click away while you still can!", but you're a brave soul. Read the rest at your own risk. You have now been warned . . .
To first understand the address, you must know what it is. The State of the Union (SOTU) address is a speech that the president gives concerning how the nation is doing now and what he hopes to do to improve it. It is given shortly after the president is inaugurated (sworn into office), which is January 20. Now to get onto the specifics, my favorite statistic from the night was that John Boehner (pronounced bay-ner), the Speaker of the House (the person in charge of the largest of our two legislative bodies, the House of Representatives), stood up three times in the entire one hour speech while others were standing every three minutes. After Obama got reelected, Boehner swore that he would not talk, make deals with, or compromise with the president. The three times Boehner stood up were when president Obama entered the room, left the room, and talked about Al Queda. I may not always agree with Obama's politics but that man can give a speech. The major topics he focused on were the economy, education, and gun control. Marco Rubio gave the Republican Response that followed the SOTU because Rubio, a republican, was countering the things that Obama, a democrat, had said in Obama's speech while still enforcing the republican ideals (i.e. that republicans are not always in favor of the upper class). At the end of the day, it was a very fun night of politics (for me).
If you want to see the speeches cuz you've got time, I strongly recommend it. Please watch the speeches (below) and give your imput.
State of the Union address
Marco Rubio's Republican Response
Tuesday, February 5, 2013
German: Collins School Dictionary
Guess who was studying their German!
Anyway, Libbie has more or less called me out and told me to post, so here I go, answering the same questions as her since she told me to and if I don't I'm gonna get the Death Stare at lunch tomorrow.
Q:What was the last book you read?
A: Erm, I think my math textbook. Which is bloody useless. Half of the conjectures are blanked out, because I have to 'discover them'. Pah!
Q:Does a horse go to heaven?
A: Horsie Heaven, obviously.
Q:Do you like roller coasters?
A: NO.
Q:Day or night?
A: Night. Though right now it's early evening.
Q:What do you hear right now?
A: I'm listening to Air1 right now through my ear buds, so I hear nothing but 'All This Time' by Britt Nicole.
Q:What would you name your son or daughter if you had one?
A: Son- Caden, Matthew, or Mark.
A: Erm, I think my math textbook. Which is bloody useless. Half of the conjectures are blanked out, because I have to 'discover them'. Pah!
Q:Does a horse go to heaven?
A: Horsie Heaven, obviously.
Q:Do you like roller coasters?
A: NO.
Q:Day or night?
A: Night. Though right now it's early evening.
Q:What do you hear right now?
A: I'm listening to Air1 right now through my ear buds, so I hear nothing but 'All This Time' by Britt Nicole.
Q:What would you name your son or daughter if you had one?
A: Son- Caden, Matthew, or Mark.
Daughter- Cadence or Victoria.
Q:The last thing you ate was . . .
A: Oyster crackers.
Q:Do you sing in the shower?
A: No, there are people still sleeping when I shower, so I can't really make too much noise.
Q:Three things others have described you as:
A: 1) Smart
Q:The last thing you ate was . . .
A: Oyster crackers.
Q:Do you sing in the shower?
A: No, there are people still sleeping when I shower, so I can't really make too much noise.
Q:Three things others have described you as:
A: 1) Smart
2) Nice
3) Annoying (though that would be my sister saying it, more than likely)
Q:What is the last movie you watched?
A: The Odd Life of Timothy Green. It was just okay. Too many loose ends for my taste, but it was cute.
Q:When is the last time you drank?
A: I had a glass of water with my oyster crackers.
Q:How many aunts and uncles do you have?
A: Not counting great-aunts and those people that I'm not sure how they relate to me but I call them aunt or uncle anyway, 3 aunts and 3 uncles.
Q:Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
A: My nook is technically the nearest book to me, but that's off so here's the nearest real book.
Q:What is the last movie you watched?
A: The Odd Life of Timothy Green. It was just okay. Too many loose ends for my taste, but it was cute.
Q:When is the last time you drank?
A: I had a glass of water with my oyster crackers.
Q:How many aunts and uncles do you have?
A: Not counting great-aunts and those people that I'm not sure how they relate to me but I call them aunt or uncle anyway, 3 aunts and 3 uncles.
Q:Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
A: My nook is technically the nearest book to me, but that's off so here's the nearest real book.
"...warpe face. The set snarl, the dark-furred leer, as if even in its..."-Railsea, China Mieville.
Q:What is the last film you saw in the theater?
A: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.
Q:What was the last thing you bought?
A: I think it was a hot chocolate at Starbucks. I can't remember what size.
Q:What is bed time?
A: The time at which one goes to bed. I don't know if I have one...I go to bed when I feel tired.
Q:What is the last film you saw in the theater?
A: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.
Q:What was the last thing you bought?
A: I think it was a hot chocolate at Starbucks. I can't remember what size.
Q:What is bed time?
A: The time at which one goes to bed. I don't know if I have one...I go to bed when I feel tired.
Sometimes doing random crazy stuff like this is way more entertaining than it should be.
Monday, February 4, 2013
Clueless
Circles are confusing.
I don't know why they're special, but they are.
Thought you ought to know.
Since I am going through a dreadfully painful session of writer's block, I thought I would answer the questions that everyone is dying to know the answer to!
Q:What was the last book you read?
A:Pages 265-291 of my Government textbook.
Q:Does a horse go to heaven?
A:I would like to think that if it was a good horse than yes, yes it did.
Q:Do you like roller coasters?
A:I think, but I cannot come to a firm conclusion.
Q:Day or night?
A:Night
Q:What do you hear right now?
A:Besides my fingers clicking; the hum of my computer, my fan, the pluming in my house, and every fiber in my being dying of boredom and tiredness.
Q:What would you name your son or daughter if you had one?
A:Son-James, Matthew, David, William, Callum, Jack, Holden, Caledon
Daughter-Jane, Annabell Lee, Ophelia, Scarlett, Katherina
Q:The last thing you ate was . . .
A:Chocolate pudding
Q:Do you sing in the shower?
A:It is better than an opera
Q:Three things others have described you as:
A: 1)Arrogant and conceded, but fully aware of it
2)Sarcastic
3)better than everyone! LOLs (I just couldn't think of a third thing)
Q:What is the last movie you watched?
A:My Fair Lady. I stayed up until 1 in the morning watching it on TCM. It was well worth it, my friends. Watch it and redeem yourself.
Q:When is the last time you drank?
A:I just had a glass of water, but I have a feeling that's not what you meant . . .
Q:How many aunts and uncles do you have?
A: Aunts-5 Uncles-9
Q:Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
A: "self. So I grabbed the shot glass and Tina says, 'Aw, f*ck him'"-Will Grayson, Will Grayson
Q:What is the last film you saw in the theater?
A:Les Miserables
Q:What was the last thing you bought?
A:Two shirts and a dress from H&M
Q:What is bed time?
A:It is an arbitrary idea conjured up by some lunatic for the proper time to go to sleep but the only fixed time is for the youths. Everyone else's bed time is whenever they see fit. But this seems like a good ending point cuz im sleepy!
I invite everyone to answer these questions so that I can learn more about you. Fitting to the name of the post, I now declare thee the Clueless Questions! Jessica, don't think that there is any way you can get out of doing this.
Pick-up Line of the Day:
Good thing I'm not wearing my contacts today.
I don't know why they're special, but they are.
Thought you ought to know.
Since I am going through a dreadfully painful session of writer's block, I thought I would answer the questions that everyone is dying to know the answer to!
Q:What was the last book you read?
A:Pages 265-291 of my Government textbook.
Q:Does a horse go to heaven?
A:I would like to think that if it was a good horse than yes, yes it did.
Q:Do you like roller coasters?
A:I think, but I cannot come to a firm conclusion.
Q:Day or night?
A:Night
Q:What do you hear right now?
A:Besides my fingers clicking; the hum of my computer, my fan, the pluming in my house, and every fiber in my being dying of boredom and tiredness.
Q:What would you name your son or daughter if you had one?
A:Son-James, Matthew, David, William, Callum, Jack, Holden, Caledon
Daughter-Jane, Annabell Lee, Ophelia, Scarlett, Katherina
Q:The last thing you ate was . . .
A:Chocolate pudding
Q:Do you sing in the shower?
A:It is better than an opera
Q:Three things others have described you as:
A: 1)Arrogant and conceded, but fully aware of it
2)Sarcastic
3)better than everyone! LOLs (I just couldn't think of a third thing)
Q:What is the last movie you watched?
A:My Fair Lady. I stayed up until 1 in the morning watching it on TCM. It was well worth it, my friends. Watch it and redeem yourself.
Q:When is the last time you drank?
A:I just had a glass of water, but I have a feeling that's not what you meant . . .
Q:How many aunts and uncles do you have?
A: Aunts-5 Uncles-9
Q:Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
A: "self. So I grabbed the shot glass and Tina says, 'Aw, f*ck him'"-Will Grayson, Will Grayson
Q:What is the last film you saw in the theater?
A:Les Miserables
Q:What was the last thing you bought?
A:Two shirts and a dress from H&M
Q:What is bed time?
A:It is an arbitrary idea conjured up by some lunatic for the proper time to go to sleep but the only fixed time is for the youths. Everyone else's bed time is whenever they see fit. But this seems like a good ending point cuz im sleepy!
I invite everyone to answer these questions so that I can learn more about you. Fitting to the name of the post, I now declare thee the Clueless Questions! Jessica, don't think that there is any way you can get out of doing this.
Pick-up Line of the Day:
Good thing I'm not wearing my contacts today.
Friday, February 1, 2013
Thursday, January 10, 2013
Macavity: The Mystery Cat
Hey, Libbie, I found a real kitty criminal in literature for you! See? (I am a master at using the hyperlink function in blogger!)
Anyway, I think it needs to be said. This blog is officially all stuff and no story. Do I particularly care?
...Not really.
So instead, I give you all a picture of an incredibly photo-shopped cat.
Today I taught half the lunch table what an OC was. I was kind of surprised they didn't know what an OC/self-insert was, but hey, every day people learn something new! This kitty staring into your soul could be someones OC for something like Warriors or something. You never know. (It would probably explain why his eye is photoshopped such an unrealistically pungent purple.)
Anyway, OC stands for original character. They're typically created by fans of a show, movie, comic, or series of novels, and are typically used for either writing (usually horrible) fanfiction or for role playing. For example, after explaining it to my friends, one of them said she'd create an OC as a test, and here's what she said (give or take an um, like, or other word I've forgotten.)
"An OC could be Fale, who lives in District Two and marries Gale."
And that's honestly all there is to it. Now, just because they have bad reputations as being not-very-well-thought-out characters doesn't mean they aren't fun.
In fact, their ridiculousness is part of their charm.
Since I have nothing else interesting to say...I end here.
Auf Wiedersehen!
Anyway, I think it needs to be said. This blog is officially all stuff and no story. Do I particularly care?
...Not really.
So instead, I give you all a picture of an incredibly photo-shopped cat.
Today I taught half the lunch table what an OC was. I was kind of surprised they didn't know what an OC/self-insert was, but hey, every day people learn something new! This kitty staring into your soul could be someones OC for something like Warriors or something. You never know. (It would probably explain why his eye is photoshopped such an unrealistically pungent purple.)
Anyway, OC stands for original character. They're typically created by fans of a show, movie, comic, or series of novels, and are typically used for either writing (usually horrible) fanfiction or for role playing. For example, after explaining it to my friends, one of them said she'd create an OC as a test, and here's what she said (give or take an um, like, or other word I've forgotten.)
"An OC could be Fale, who lives in District Two and marries Gale."
And that's honestly all there is to it. Now, just because they have bad reputations as being not-very-well-thought-out characters doesn't mean they aren't fun.
In fact, their ridiculousness is part of their charm.
Since I have nothing else interesting to say...I end here.
Auf Wiedersehen!
Sunday, January 6, 2013
My Cat is a Drug Lord
So it turns out that we are supposed to write four pages for English. But it is due in about 12 hours and I don't think I could be more creatively challenged if I tried. So I figured "Why not write something that a bunch of people will not read!" (or at least not grade me for). I smell really bad right now. I just saw the premiere of Downton Abbey (season 3). I think that the last 2 minutes of Les Miserables were not only extremely important, but also amazing. I miss talking to my friend Matt. I miss seeing my friend Matt. I miss my friend Matt. I wish that I didn't hate to choose money over passion. I wish I wasn't greedy.I wish I could read better. I wish I wasn't sociopathic at times. I wish I wasn't fat. I wish I had better grades. I wish I cared enough to change them. I wish other people didn't trust me . I wish I didn't kill people's trust in me. I wish I didn't have to be a proper lady all of the time. I wish I had a higher self-esteem. I wish I could notice things. I wish people didn't notice things about me. I wish that my biggest problem was about what I should do next weekend. I wish that a guy liked me. I wish a lot of things. It may make me seem shallow, but whatevsies.
And on a lighter note . . .
We have to write poetry for English. Our teacher told us that someone wrote a poem entitled "My Cat is a Drug Lord". That must have been a fun read. An I have solved the mystery that has been baffling man-kind for centuries.
I found rhymes for orange.
No one ever said it had to be one word. You could say door hinge or floor binge (I don't know what you eat). I love it when people say words exactly how they're spelled. It makes me laugh.
I'm in debate, and I hate to brag, but I'm rather good at (and I have the trophies to prove so). But until yesterday I had never won against two people from our school, so when we (my partner and I) found out we would be going against them, we spent an hour using multiple people to help devise a strategy to beat them. In our plan, we were going to mess up a bunch of stuff and they would only say that we messed up and they would never argue any of the points. We were in cross-examination after my first speech and the guy was asking me questions and he was trying to make me admit that it was too late in the season to be making mistakes. And at some point I said "We're not allowed to make mistakes? I messed up on where to put things. It's not like I accidentally killed someone.". After I said that, everyone in the room started cracking up, including the judge, one of our coaches, and our team captain (I don't know why the latter two were watching our round). It made my day.
And on a lighter note . . .
We have to write poetry for English. Our teacher told us that someone wrote a poem entitled "My Cat is a Drug Lord". That must have been a fun read. An I have solved the mystery that has been baffling man-kind for centuries.
I found rhymes for orange.
No one ever said it had to be one word. You could say door hinge or floor binge (I don't know what you eat). I love it when people say words exactly how they're spelled. It makes me laugh.
I'm in debate, and I hate to brag, but I'm rather good at (and I have the trophies to prove so). But until yesterday I had never won against two people from our school, so when we (my partner and I) found out we would be going against them, we spent an hour using multiple people to help devise a strategy to beat them. In our plan, we were going to mess up a bunch of stuff and they would only say that we messed up and they would never argue any of the points. We were in cross-examination after my first speech and the guy was asking me questions and he was trying to make me admit that it was too late in the season to be making mistakes. And at some point I said "We're not allowed to make mistakes? I messed up on where to put things. It's not like I accidentally killed someone.". After I said that, everyone in the room started cracking up, including the judge, one of our coaches, and our team captain (I don't know why the latter two were watching our round). It made my day.
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